What a fucking waste of an outfit
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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