Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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