I want to stick my p in your. b.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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