we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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