Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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