I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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