i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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