Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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