Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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