Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
