1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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