It's like God shit irony all over that family
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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