As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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