All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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