yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
A bitchslap is in order.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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