Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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