stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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