WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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