What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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