My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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