she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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