I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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