guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
