so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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