ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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