I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Screwed.edu
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
