And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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