Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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