It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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