It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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