Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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