Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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