He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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