He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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