Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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