I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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