If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
