is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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