Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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