Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
there is puke in my bra ... again
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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