he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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Oh Jesus.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Never underestimate the power of titties
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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