Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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