I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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