At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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