Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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