Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
im holly from the hills drunk
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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