Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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