we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
