Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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