going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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