Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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