you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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